
Penetration
TEsting
Because hoping you’re secure is a terrible strategy
Why Pentesting?
Hackers won’t wait for your systems to be secure - they’re already looking for cracks. A penetration test gives you the peace of mind that your application, network, or systems are secure. We’re here to help you uncover the vulnerabilities hiding in plain sight - before someone else does.
“Fuuuuuuck”
What makes us Different?
No Fluff, Just Results: We skip the jargon-filled reports and give you a straightforward, actionable breakdown of what’s wrong and how to fix it.
Real Humans, Real Expertise: Forget automated scans. Our CREST-accredited pentesters (yes, actual humans!) know how to think like hackers and find what others miss.
We Don’t Break Stuff: Your live systems are safe with us. We’re thorough, careful, and yes, we even work after hours if needed.
What we Test
We’ll tailor the scope to your needs, but here’s a taste of what we can cover:
Web Applications: From login screens to APIs, we’ll find the gaps.
Internal & External Infrastructure: Secure your network from the inside out.
Mobile Applications: Because your apps should be as safe as your systems.
IoT Devices: Yes, even your smart toaster deserves protection.
Physical Security: Pentesting isn’t all about the tech stuff, bad guys might try to gain access to your office. We can test that too.
How it Works
Discovery: We’ll chat with you to define what’s in scope. No surprises, no hidden fees.
Testing: Our pentesters will poke, prod, and carefully test your systems.
Real-Time Alerts: If we find something critical, you’ll hear from us immediately.
The Report: Forget 100-page novels. We’ll deliver a concise, actionable report that gets straight to the point.
Debrief: We’ll walk you through the findings, answer questions, and help you plan your next steps.
Why ISO Serious?
Because we’re not here to make pentesting boring. We’re here to make it effective.
When you work with us, you get:
A team of experienced pros who genuinely care about securing your business.
A process that works for you, not against you.
Results that protect your reputation, revenue, and clients.
FAQs
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Penetration testing (pentesting) is a simulated attack on your systems or business to find and fix vulnerabilities before real attackers can exploit them. Think of it as a “friendly hacker” putting your security to the test.
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If you handle sensitive data, have a public-facing application, or want to meet security standards (like ISO 27001 or SOC 2), pentesting helps ensure your systems are secure. It’s also a great way to prove to clients that you take security seriously.
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Black box, white box, somewhere in between, physical security checks… You name it, we can (probably) do it.
Get in touch and tell us what you need, and we’ll let you know what we can do.
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It really depends on the scope. Most projects take 1-2 weeks, but we’ll give you a clear timeline based on your specific needs.
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Not at all. We take every precaution to minimise impact. Our testing is carefully controlled and can be done during low-traffic times (even after hours) to avoid interruptions.
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Absolutely. You’ll receive a clear, concise report outlining all vulnerabilities, their risks, and actionable steps to fix them. No fluff - just the insights you need.
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If we find something urgent, we’ll let you know immediately and work with you to address it without delay. Your security is our top priority.
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At least annually or after major changes to your systems (like a new app release or infrastructure update). Regular testing keeps your security current and effective.
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Yes! While we don’t directly implement fixes, we’ll guide your team with clear recommendations and advice to resolve the issues quickly and effectively.
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Of course.
