ISO 27001

Implementation and Maintenance

Because winging it is a terrible strategy

Why ISO 27001?

ISO 27001’s the gold standard for protecting your business, building trust with clients, and unlocking bigger opportunities. Whether you need to get certified from scratch or improve your existing ISMS, we’ll help you every step of the way.

Pass Due Diligence

Sleep easier knowing your security gaps are covered. ISO 27001 helps you breeze through due diligence with confidence.

Win Bigger Clients

Enterprise customers expect ISO 27001. Certification gets you through the door and onto their preferred vendor list.

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Beat your Competitors

Build trust and confidence with investors, partners, and customers by showing you take security seriously - and stand out from the competition.

The problem

The ISO 27001 industry has serious problems:

  • Full Fees, Zero Accountability: Most companies charge you the full amount, whether you pass or fail. You’re left with no certification and a lighter business bank account.

  • Copy-Paste Chaos: Generic policy packs that don’t fit your business, your risks, or how you actually work. It’s like trying to shove a square peg into a round hole and calling it “compliance.”

  • Endless Jargon: Gatekeeping language that’s impossible to understand, designed to confuse you into signing long, expensive contracts.

  • Systems That Fall Apart: Frameworks that look good on paper but collapse the moment the consultants walk out the door.

  • SaaS Snake Oil: Platforms that promise ISO 27001 in 2 weeks, then leave you with a shoddy ISMS that’s more work to fix than just starting from scratch.

Let’s be honest: you deserve better.

The Serious Solution

Serious problems require serious solutions, so we do things differently:

  • Pay-on-Results: You only pay the full fee when you pass. If you fail, we’ll refund you. No excuses, no risks - just pure accountability.

  • Tailored ISMS: No off-the-shelf policy packs here. We design systems that actually fit your business, your risks, and your goals. Because cookie-cutter templates don’t cut it..

  • Plain English: Forget the jargon. We make ISO 27001 clear, practical, and usable, so your team knows exactly what to do (without needing a translator).

  • Frameworks That Last: We don’t just get you certified; we set you up for the long haul. Our systems are designed to grow and evolve with your business, keeping you compliant without the hassle.

  • A Culture of Security: ISO 27001 isn’t just about policies - it’s about building a mindset. We help you create a culture of security within your team, where compliance is second nature, not just a box-ticking exercise.

What we Offer

We help startups and scaleups:

  • Get Certified: Starting from scratch? We’ll take you from zero to audit day with clear steps and full support - no confusion, no wasted time.

  • Fix Messy ISMS Frameworks: If your ISMS feels like a black hole of policies and processes, we’ll simplify, streamline, and make it work for your business (not against it).

  • Maintain Their Certification: We handle the ongoing grind - maintenance, updates, and audits - so you can focus on what you do best: growing your business.

How it Works

  1. Discovery: We’ll dive into your business, understanding its risks, challenges, and goals.

  2. Implementation or Streamlining: Whether building a new ISMS or improving an old one, we’ll create something that actually works for your team.

  3. Certification: We’ll help you prepare for your audit and ensure you pass the first time.

  4. Maintenance: Certification is just the beginning. We’ll keep your ISMS running smoothly with ongoing reviews, workshops, and audit support.

Why ISO Serious?

Because you need more than a generic compliance checklist.

  • We Tailor Everything: No copy-pasted policies. We build frameworks that fit your business.

  • We Actually Care: Our success is tied to your success. You don’t need to pay the full amount until you pass certification. Fail? We’ll refund you.

  • We Keep it Simple: We speak in plain English and focus on what matters - no fluff, no nonsense.

  • We’re Built for Startups and Scaleups: We specialise in helping high-growth, tech-enabled businesses. We know you don’t have endless resources, so we tailor our approach to fit your fast-paced environment.

FAQs

  • ISO 27001 is the international standard for information security management. It helps you secure your data, win bigger clients, and build trust with partners and investors.

  • For most startups and scaleups, we aim for 4-6 months, depending on how much coffee your team drinks.

    Need it quicker than that? Let us know, and we’ll tell how many coffees a day it’ll take to become possible.

  • Hasn’t happened with us yet!

    But if it does, you don’t pay. Our pay-on-results model guarantees that.

  • Yes! Whether your current ISMS needs a total overhaul or just a bit of maintenance, we’ll make it work better for your team.

  • Absolutely. We provide ongoing workshops, reviews, and audits to keep your ISMS compliant and useful.

  • Definitely. If you handle sensitive data or want to attract enterprise clients, ISO 27001 can give you a huge competitive edge.

  • Not if we’re involved. We make ISO 27001 a living, breathing part of your business. Sure, there are policies - but they’ll actually make sense, and your team might actually even use them.

  • You could, but those templates are like IKEA instructions with no pictures - generic, confusing, and unlikely to fit your business. We tailor everything, and build it for you. No assembly required.

  • Done wrong, yes.

    Done right, no.

    Our systems are designed to simplify your life, not turn it into a compliance nightmare.

    Less stress, more security - promise.

  • You can wing it… if you like sweating through due diligence and explaining “we’re working on it” to every client. ISO 27001 keeps you ahead of the curve and the questions.

we promise not to bore you to death